some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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