I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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