what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
