I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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