i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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