I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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