I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
