I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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