is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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