Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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