? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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