I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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