..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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