so that wasnt chicken after all
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN