just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?