I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse