My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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