I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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