well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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