I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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