no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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