Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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