You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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