..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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