I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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