I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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