I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
