that's an acceptable place to lick
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's just like the Real World with babies
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
