Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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