I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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