Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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