Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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