she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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