My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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