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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(775): Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/nqat

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just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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(440): just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy. http://tfl.nu/sv1q

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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either

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(903): And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either http://tfl.nu/k8z3

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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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(812): I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos. http://tfl.nu/9xke

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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters

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(405): I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters http://tfl.nu/onkh

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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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(860): just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack http://tfl.nu/aa3v

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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired

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(403): i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired http://tfl.nu/1gf1

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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

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(206): I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve. http://tfl.nu/axt4

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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.

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(+44): listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all. http://tfl.nu/7xa1

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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.

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(330): I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in. http://tfl.nu/a5v5

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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home

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(817): I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home http://tfl.nu/rtxe

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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.

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(817): Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light. http://tfl.nu/nfnq

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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday

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(214): This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday http://tfl.nu/yy5w

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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?

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(734): But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know? http://tfl.nu/qpnv

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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni

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(330): our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni http://tfl.nu/9cx8

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