Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.