sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All I want is dick and wine.
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