Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?