I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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