so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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