btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
ttyl tear gas
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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