So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So here I am, sexting at work.
the raccoons are back...
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