look no pants
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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