i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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