i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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