have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I have fence marks all over my body
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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