I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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