you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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