I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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