Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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