what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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