he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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