she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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