when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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