Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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