I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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