Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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