dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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