How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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